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Pick up lines (by akdood)
I have heard so many pick up lines but the one i thought was really funny was, i love every bone in your body especially mine
Lets do some math baby, subtract your clothes, add a bed, divide your legs, and we can start multiplying. >=D
@TheBillCollector: that is just not right!!! My all time favorite even though remind u it is not sexual at all.....i must be in heaven cuz im staring at an angel...awwwwww lol
I had one used on me guy: r u from tennesse girl: no why guy: cuz ur the only ten i c. lol it was lame
Here is one i remember: guy: hi im fred flinstone. girl: what? guy: yeah i bet u i could make ur bedrock.
Are you from Ireland? Cuz when i look at you my penis is dubblin'
I love the Ireland one! heres another one: Youre like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
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