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Stupid Arrogance!!! (by TrueLoveSeeker)
Apologies to anyone that might take offense, just a joke ok.
Well A pilot took three passengers across the Atlantic for a world organisation meeting... They were the Dahli Lama, a young school boy, and Saddam Hussein... Half way across the atlantic one of the engines on the plane blow, and the pilot announces that the plane is going down and apologises but upon checking, there are only 3 parachutes aboard the plane. The pilot grabs one and quickly jumps the plane, leaving 2 parachutes and the other 3 passengers. The school boy respectfully tells the Dahli Lama to take the parachute, bc he is a great example to the human race and is such a holy man. While they are talking Saddam Hussein sneakily grabs a chute and upon jumping hollers I'm more important than anyone here and I have to live and jumps out. The Dahli Lama then hastens the boy and gives him the other chute saying, he still has his entire life ahead of him, and that He as the Dhahli Lama has lived a full and meaningful life and is happy to die. To which the school boy replies smiling, Don't worry, we are not going to die, we will both jump and live, bc that other idiot just grabbed my school bag instead of the chute. ROFL. Hope you like this one!!!
Well A pilot took three passengers across the Atlantic for a world organisation meeting... They were the Dahli Lama, a young school boy, and Saddam Hussein... Half way across the atlantic one of the engines on the plane blow, and the pilot announces that the plane is going down and apologises but upon checking, there are only 3 parachutes aboard the plane. The pilot grabs one and quickly jumps the plane, leaving 2 parachutes and the other 3 passengers. The school boy respectfully tells the Dahli Lama to take the parachute, bc he is a great example to the human race and is such a holy man. While they are talking Saddam Hussein sneakily grabs a chute and upon jumping hollers I'm more important than anyone here and I have to live and jumps out. The Dahli Lama then hastens the boy and gives him the other chute saying, he still has his entire life ahead of him, and that He as the Dhahli Lama has lived a full and meaningful life and is happy to die. To which the school boy replies smiling, Don't worry, we are not going to die, we will both jump and live, bc that other idiot just grabbed my school bag instead of the chute. ROFL. Hope you like this one!!!
(53 / F-M / California)
Yeah guess he never got to conquer the WORLD. Bc he went SPLAT!!!Lol. JK.
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