One day young Billy Bob was askin his pa bout sex. He wanted to know how it was done. His pa told him how then told him to go into the woods. Find a tree with a knot hole and practice. Billy Bob does. Years later Billy Bob falls in love and gets married. The night of the honeymoon he and his bride go to his room. After a bit the father hears the girl screaming loudly. He rushes up the stairs and flings open the door. There stands Billy Bob with a broom handle in his brides ****na. The father yells boy what are ya doin. Billy Bob replies, Just checkin for squirrels pa.

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