My penny has unique colouring too. She's black with white, ginger, brown and grey flecks of colour. And bright blue eyes and a funny little flat face, she's 4 weeks old and a beauty. Thanks @ mrb89, I hope so too, fingers crossed.

@VampDoll: awe she sounds cute :3

I remember one time me my niece her parents and my grandpa were riding in the car and the windows were up and then the car started to stink so grandpa said some on must have put out some chicken sh*t my niece quick as flash said un hun p paw u farted I felt it she was 5 at the time

My youngest son had just turned 4, and we had been at my moms house. He kept running up to my mom and hugging her, so I said to him that's my mommy I want to hug her too. To which he retorted, hands on his hips and scolded... uh uh Mommy she is not, she is Grandma. Lol we just burst out laughing, but he was not impressed.

Aw bless. My son took ages to figure out my mum is his nanna. He got confused by it all. Think he gets it now. I think, lol :)

When my 11yr old was 5 he and i were in the checkout lane at the grocery on senior citizens day with ppl in front of and behind us when he starts poppin his butt at me sayin "spank it mommy spank it spank it spank it!" so i notice everyone starin and me so all that was left to say was "what?! he likes it!"

Went to church with an ex-girlfriend and her 5 year old daughter once, we were sitting at the end of the isle, near the candles. When the choir boys came over to snuff out the candles, my girlfriends daughter turned to her and said ''mommy! I smell Birthday cake!''

Okay so this is SO wrong yet funny as heck at the same time....my 12yr old daughter was arguing with my 11yr old son....so my son says "while ur sleepin ima cut ur dogs head off and put it on the pillow beside ur head" (I KNOW....NOT FRICKIN FUNNY...but keep readin please) so my daughter says " well then ima cut YOUR head off and put ur mouth on ur b*lls!" SOOOOO.....holdin true to bein my son this boy comes back with this comment "thats ok cuz i already do that anyhow! dont u know i toss my own salad?!"
can someone tell me where kids get this stuff from?!? altho it is funny.....it was definitely a task to NOT laugh at what he said

@loveembignsexy: WOW! Thats disturbing! I think I would start paying some attention to what their looking up on the internet!

@Hawkeye58: they dont use the internet....now thats disturbing....