Right me and my son are about to start making robots out of some old rubbish I'd found under our stairs. I just went to him 'my robot will destroy your robot' to which he says back to me 'no it won't because my robot will just run away' Has anyone else heard children saying anything funny. My son is a dry, ironic, comedy genius :) lol

My son cracks me up all the time, he is the funniest person i know. Im sick rite now so not thinking clearly but i'll post sum of his stuff when my brain starts working properly again

Ha your kid is funny

I know this isnt the same thing, but this thread reminded me of the time i taught my nephew to say ready, steady, go! ive only just realised how special that was, as i probably wont see him or my niece ever again :(

How come james?

@VampDoll: they both got taken into care, my nephew was like the little brother i never had, and ive never physically seen my niece.

Oh that's awful :'(
I don't see my nephews as much as I want because they live in the isle of man, but I miss them terribly every day.

@VampDoll: thanks, apparently my nephew is the spitting image of me lol hes in secondary school now. Anyways i remember the happy times, and i never know i may see them someday, sorry for upsetting u kim, but thanks for listening :)

You haven't upset me, don't fret about that. Yeah hopefully one day you will reconcile with them. Anyways back to topic :)
I was looking for my house keys and my son found them, so I went 'my little hero!' And he replies 'super heros are big all over mummy'
I found that funny

I remember once my daughter was maybe 5. My wife me and our daughter were at a supermarket my daughter setting in the cart. We were in this one isle and I passed gas. Shortly afterwards a couple of elderly ladies came through. They stopped to admire my daughters hair it was very thick and down to her beltline. My daughter speaks up and says guess what. One of the women asks what sweety. My daughter then replies, my daddy f*rted. I told the wife I would be waitin in the truck. Lol