Thread: You are guaranteed to receive $10,000,000,000. However, you must give up sex and masturbation foreve

You are guaranteed to receive $10,000,000,000. However, you must give up sex and masturbation foreve (by Sparky)

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(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
1-Apr-15 12:40 am

You are guaranteed to receive $10,000,000,000. However, you must give up sex and masturbation forever. What do you do?

Source.

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BigPapaRedneck (11)

(47 / M-F / Kansas)
1-Apr-15 12:40 am

Done.

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WalkSoftly
1-Apr-15 12:42 am

I already won 10 mil in the other Sparky thread!

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rulost2 (35)

(53 / M-F / Mississippi)
1-Apr-15 12:46 am

Damn thats not fare i cant win for looseing

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rulost2 (35)

(53 / M-F / Mississippi)
1-Apr-15 12:56 am

Hey wait recieveing a Bj dont count as haveing sex does it. Thats what bill clinton said. Winner

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Joshwatter
1-Apr-15 1:38 am

First lets win! then well talk.... lol

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lilswgirl30
1-Apr-15 3:58 am

surrender my man sparky..ill give up the money..

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lilswgirl30
1-Apr-15 3:15 pm

@Sparky: ohhhhh I'm horny sparky..

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WalkSoftly
1-Apr-15 3:18 pm

Last edited by WalkSoftly; 1-Apr-15 3:21 pm.

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Sweeter
2-Apr-15 4:22 am

Ask me today? No CHANCE in hell!
Ask me in 35 years? Probably. lol

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