T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.... Mom in the wh0re house, dad smoking grass, i just settled down for a nice piece of @$$.... When out on the lawn i heard such a clatter, s sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.... Then out on the lawn i saw a big d!ck, i knew in the moment it must be St. Nick.... He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, i knew in a moment the f_cker had fell....He filled our stocking with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber d!ck for my brother the q_eer.... He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b!tch blew the chimney apart....As he rode out of sight into the night, he yelled P!ss on you all, and have a hell of a night.

Lol...