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Women and Tornados.... One for the Guys (by heikeva)

 heikeva (69)   (60 / F-M / Bayern)
28-May-12 8:57 am
How are women and tornados are alike? They both moan like hell when they *** and take the house when they leave!

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
28-May-12 9:20 am
Hahahaha good one! :D

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn1974 
28-May-12 2:34 pm
That is a great one Heikeva....i posted it in the beginning of the forums...actually I believe it was my very first post!!!!

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes1211 
28-May-12 4:51 pm
I heard this one and several others that have been posted this week by another user months ago....i wondered if he got from her or she got from him

 

 

 
 
 heikeva (69)   (60 / F-M / Bayern)
28-May-12 5:53 pm
@LaDawn1974: Aww sorry LaDawn i had no clue let me try a different one lol

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn1974 
28-May-12 8:04 pm
@heikeva: it was ok heikeva....was kinda neat that u made me remember my first post

 

 

 
 
 OFWGKTA (13)    (30 / F-M / Florida)
23-Jul-12 5:47 am
Umm......I don't get it.....lol :(

 

 

 
 
 heikeva (69)   (60 / F-M / Bayern)
23-Jul-12 5:54 am
@OFWGKTA: Lol the noise a tornado makes and a woman when they c o m e and when they leave like the woman divorces her man usally the woman gets the house takes the house lol and so does the tornado ......i hope i could help u understand the joke!!!! ;)

 

 

 
 
 Rayne985 (0)   (32 / M-F / Florida)
29-Jul-12 12:37 pm
Lol. I heard this one. I thought it was funny then and funny now.

 

 

 
 
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