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The Wife (by WalkSoftly)
Joe recieved the following text from his neighbor...
" I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt
and I have to confess. I have been tapping
your wife, day and night when you're not
around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you
will accept my sincerest apology with my
promise that it won't happen again."
Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his
bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word,
shot his wife and killed her.
A few minutes later, the neighbor texted again...
"Sorry, I meant 'wifi', not "wife"...
" I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt
and I have to confess. I have been tapping
your wife, day and night when you're not
around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you
will accept my sincerest apology with my
promise that it won't happen again."
Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his
bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word,
shot his wife and killed her.
A few minutes later, the neighbor texted again...
"Sorry, I meant 'wifi', not "wife"...
This joke made me sad.
I don't have a neighbor with unprotected WiFi :(
I don't have a neighbor with unprotected WiFi :(
I don't have a neighbor with unprotected
WiFi :(
WiFi :(
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