One day a woman comes into a doctors office, her face black and blue. The doctor kindly asks what's going on? The woman explains after work her husband comes home drunk and beats on her everyday. Well try this, the doctor goes on to explain that she should swish sweet tea in her mouth until her husband goes to sleep. Come back in a week and see me ok? Well a little longer than a week has passed, the woman comes back beautifuil her skin not a mark on it. Doctor doctor oh my god it worked! Noddding and smiling the doctor turns and looks. see what keeping your mouth shut does!

Thats the trick??? If i thought of doing that i would still be with my ex!!! Lol

@autumnq20: lol well i'm glad ya didn't think of that :)

@TheBillCollector: ....lol good answer ;)

@autumnq20: Well not really it is but still fraked guy hits any woman.

@TheBillCollector: eh well i wasnt actually an angel it takes two to start an argument if its just one they send u to the nut house...not like i would know....shut up...what! U shut up!!!!!!!!! lol

@autumnq20: .......Backs away quickly....very quickly lol j/k :) but still i'll argue scream and such never call a woman aname that shouldn't be, but i won't hit her until she hits me more than three times. The sorry hunny your man enough c'mon. Sounds wrong but i'm not gettin beat either.

@TheBillCollector: what do u say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing u shouldnt have to tell her twice...your wife comes out of the kitchen to nag you what did u do wrong? U made her chain to long! I gotta bunch but some might take offense...abuse isnt funny but sometimes u have to make a joke out of your own horrible situation

@autumnq20: lmao never expected those out you, but i agree, thats why i went too jail for three months, assault an battery, guy slapped his girl in the mall so hard i seen a bruise pop up instantly...he got more than a bruise lil beyotch.

@TheBillCollector: FELLON. Lol