@sammay: good one with the zipper

@akdood: thank you:) I could go all day with cheesy pick up lines:)

The absolute worst one I have ever heard of and would never use is: "If I were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?" 0.o
Peace and Joy,
Bones :)

My friend Andy use to tell girls baby if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together . It was funny but never worked

@giver: Or after looking at tag on back of her blouse. " just as i suspected ,made in heaven"

OMFG Bones i think i peed myself a little and yours was hood too sammay but he got ya beat so fars. And well * walk up too a girl and say hey gotta question, she be all ya what is it. Guy: well may i see your hand? Gives you her hand draw a line across it. Say how did the bunny get from one side of the ten foot fence to the other? Her reply; i don't know :( how? well smile and look into her eyes and close your hand over hers. And say: I don't know either i just wanted see what it would be like too hold your hand atleast once.....it worked once...but i was plastered and she was too so idk lol.

Ive got two for you, they have actually been used on me before... 1. Im like a Rubics Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get. 2. Guy: Its a good thing I brought my library card today, Girl: Why? Guy: Because Im totally checking you out! Not as good as the nut one but all well:)

Lol im soooo usin the library card

Nice legs when do they open ... That one is rude but funny

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?