One day, a man was complaining to his
friend about how much his elbow
ached and that he was thinking of
seeing a doctor. His friend said, “Don’t
do that. There’s a computer at the local
shopping centre that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a
doctor. Simply put in a sample of your
urine and the computer will diagnose
your problem and tell you what you
can do about it. And it only costs $
10.00!” The man figured he had nothing to
lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started
flashing and, after a brief pause,
popped out a small slip of paper which
read: You have tennis elbow. Soak
your arm in warm water, avoid heavy
labour. It will be better in two weeks……. That evening while thinking how
amazing this new technology was and
how it would change medical science
forever, he began to wonder if this
computer could be fooled. So, he
decided to give it a try – He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine
samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction. Then, he went back to the store and
located the computer, poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00. The
machine again made the usual noises,
flashed its lights and printed out the
following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your
dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is
using cocaine. Put her in a
rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is
pregnant ……. twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t
stop jerking off, your elbow will never
get better!

Lmfao :)

I love this one