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Golf lessons (by jonson007)
(32 / M-F / India)A husband and a wife decide that they
each want to take golf lessons from a
pro at a local golf club, so they meet
the pro and head to the driving range
where he offers to give them some
tips. The man goes first. He swings and hits
the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says,
“Not bad. Now hold your club as firmly
as you hold your wife’s breast.” The man follows instructions and hits
the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says
“Excellent!” Now the woman takes her turn and
she hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro
says “Hmmm, try holding the club like
you hold your husband’s ****.” She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
“Not bad, now try taking the club out
of your mouth.”
each want to take golf lessons from a
pro at a local golf club, so they meet
the pro and head to the driving range
where he offers to give them some
tips. The man goes first. He swings and hits
the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says,
“Not bad. Now hold your club as firmly
as you hold your wife’s breast.” The man follows instructions and hits
the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says
“Excellent!” Now the woman takes her turn and
she hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro
says “Hmmm, try holding the club like
you hold your husband’s ****.” She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
“Not bad, now try taking the club out
of your mouth.”
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