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Sex with lights on (by jonson007)
(31 / M-F / India)There was a couple that had been
married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this
was ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit. So
one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down… and saw her
husband was holding a battery-
operated pleasure device… a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one. She went completely ballistic. “You
impotent *******,” She screamed at
him, “how could you be lying to me all
of these years? You better explain
yourself!” The husband looks her straight in the
eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy… You explain the
kids!”
married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this
was ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit. So
one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down… and saw her
husband was holding a battery-
operated pleasure device… a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one. She went completely ballistic. “You
impotent *******,” She screamed at
him, “how could you be lying to me all
of these years? You better explain
yourself!” The husband looks her straight in the
eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy… You explain the
kids!”
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