I say to Hell with how many calories it burns...sex is good even if I add calories while having it, id pay that price lol;)

Hell, Im losing calories right now lmao! J/k

After seeing this thread, I googled how many calories does sex burn....One article I read, Woman Day, I believe, said women cld increase the number of calories burned by doing push-ups while giving oral sex. wtf?! lmao!

F.uck a push up!!! I ain't exercising while doing the nasty....my mind is a lil occupied as it is. Crazy article

@Briteeyes: lol it listed all kinds of crazy stuff.....Ill see if I can find it and paste it here.

multi tasking at its best...i like it:)

Yep, was Womans Day lol
""" 8Sexy Waysto BurnCalories
Rev up bothyour engines with these slimming sexual acts
By Sarah Jio
Sex—and smoochingand snuggling and everything else on the spectrum—isgreat for your relationship and happiness, but intimate time with your sweetie is also terrific for your physical health. Not only does that “loving feeling” get your heartrate up, it can burn some serious calories, too! Check out the calorie-burning profile of each romantic activity below (based on the body weight of a 150-lb woman) along with tips from expertson ramping thingsup to maximize the amount of calories burned.
Kissing: 68 calories per hour
Rememberhow, when you were first dating, you’d startlocking lips and 30 minuteslater you’d come up for air? See if you can get into that grooveagain, say experts.Not only is smooching a great way to show affection and improve your bond as a couple, it can also help you burn fat. “If the kissing is vigorous and involves some petting, it could be evencloser to90 calories burned in an hour,”says Jaiya Kinzbach , a Los Angeles–based sexologist and the author of
Red Hot Touch . Try her technique for turning kissing into an honest-to-goodness workout session: “Kiss in unusual positions,” she recommends.“Have theguy on his back and do ‘plank pose’ or a push-up on top of him, coming down to kisshim and then pushing back up. Push-ups burn 171 calories in 30 minutes.”
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Undressing: 8+ calories total
You probably don’t put muchthought into undressingwhen you’re getting intimate with your husband, but an Italian researcher looked into thematterand foundthat the mere act of taking one’s clothes off burns about 8 to 10 calories. Even more fascinating, the researcher reportedlyfound that a man attempting toremove a bra with his mouth burnsas many as 80 calories. While that may not be applicable to you, here’s what is: By upping the energyyou put into undressing, you can burn some extra calories. Don’t just stripdown in seconds, says Kinzbach; instead, “draw it out and make it part of your foreplay, while gettinga greata workout going.” Or undress totease him, adds Gilda Carle, PhD, a psychotherapistand relationship expert. “Find your favorite silk scarf, and do a seductivedance with it,”she says.
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Massaging: 80+ calories per hour
Who doesn’t like a good rubdown fromtheir partner? But if you’re the giver, you get an additional benefitotherthanmaking your guy happy: burned calories. As it turnsout, giving a good massage can get your heart rate up and kickyour body into calorie-burning mode. Butthe way to ramp things up even moreisn’t to speed thingsup. Instead, considergoing slower, recommends Kinzbach. “This may seemcounterintuitive to burning calories,”she says, “but going slower and deeperis not only moresensual, it works different muscles. I also recommend getting a massage table—it's betteron your body, and standing to give a massage burns morecalories.”
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Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour
You knew sexwas a workout, but who knew that a half-hour romp in the hay with your guy could burn off the chocolateyou nibbled on afterdinner? The keyfor high-calorie-burning sexis making it hot and making it last, say experts.You can also add a little moaning and sighing, saysKinzbach, which can help you burn an extra 18 to 30 calories. And try a position changefor a betterworkout. “If you are on top, try moving your hips like a belly dancer; this feels great and will give you a workout,” sheadds. “Also try a position where you squaton top of him and then bounceup and down. This is a greatworkout for your thighsand butt, and it can burn up to207 calories in 30 minutes.” Perhaps the bestway to maximize calorie-burning during sexis to make sure you orgasm. Experts estimatethat women who orgasm during sexburn more calories during lovemaking thanthose who don’t.
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Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
Here’s a stat you don’t hear every day: Being on the giving end of oral sex may bejust as effectiveas a quick stint on theelliptical machine. Butif you want to take your calorie-burning tothe next level, Kinzbach recommendsthis calorie-blasting technique: push-ups (yes, in the act!). “Also you can do a little yoga, suggestsKinzbach. “Try plank position into downward facing dog, and back into plank where you can lower down and do some oral stimulation.” Tack on 71 extra calories blastedwhen you do push-ups, and 35 additional calories by mixing in some yoga.
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Using Your Hands: 100 calories per hour
Of course, theold-fashioned hand job is a calorie burner, but you can zap an additional 50 calories per half-hour by taking things up a notch. “Get lots ofstuff going atonce,” suggestsKinzbach. “Try really slow sensualstrokes, and position yourself sothat you can useyour body as well.” Rocking your body against his and varying the pressureand frequencycan help, too, she adds.
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Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
A little dirty dancing—even with your clothes on—can be a workout for you and your husband. Couples who takedance lessons (and practice in the privacy oftheir homes) can attestto this. Bonus: “It has been shown in scientificstudies that right after an aerobic exercise, womenbecomearoused and lubricated moreeasily,” saysBarbara Bartlik, MD, a New York–based psychiatrist and sex therapist. Slow dancing is fine, but you have to rev thingsup—and add in a few surprises—to get a real workout. “Add kissing, nibbling the neckand touch,” suggestsKinzbach. And increase thepace, too!
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Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
A sizzling clothes-on make-out session with the man you love may be themost intense caloric blasteryet. Why? Anticipation, says Dr.Carle, can get your heart rate going. “It gives way toheavy breathing, which gives way to a great calorie burn,” sheexplains. Butyou can still maximize the workout by making it hotterand sweatier! “The hotterthe room—think Bikram (a.k.a. “hot”) yoga—and the sweatierthe make-out session, themore calories you burn,” adds Kinzbach. Also, try rolling around on thebed or changing your scenery. “Make it playful and eroticand you have a greatcombination for a pleasurable workout"""Link.

100 calories every half hour for giving oral sex? Woo freaking hoo!!

Im sure your inbox exploded after this post...no pun intended lol!