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The Doctor and the Bee (by WalkSoftly1)
One day a young man and woman were in
their bedroom making love.
All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the
bedroom window.
As the young lady parted her legs the bee
entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my god,
help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local
doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said
"Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution
to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that
the doctor could use whatever method to get
the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub
some honey over the top of my penis and
insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel
the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I
shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully
follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The
husband nodded and gave his approval. The
young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get
on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his
penis with honey, inserted it into the young
lady's vagina.
After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I
don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet.
Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the
young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with
excitement.
She began to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked
like he was enjoying himself, he then put his
hands on the young lady's breasts and started
making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became
very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a
minute! What the Hell do you think you're
doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied,
"Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the
ba.stard!"
their bedroom making love.
All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the
bedroom window.
As the young lady parted her legs the bee
entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my god,
help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local
doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said
"Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution
to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that
the doctor could use whatever method to get
the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub
some honey over the top of my penis and
insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel
the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I
shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully
follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The
husband nodded and gave his approval. The
young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get
on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his
penis with honey, inserted it into the young
lady's vagina.
After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I
don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet.
Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the
young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with
excitement.
She began to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked
like he was enjoying himself, he then put his
hands on the young lady's breasts and started
making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became
very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a
minute! What the Hell do you think you're
doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied,
"Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the
ba.stard!"
Last edited by WalkSoftly1; 18-Sep-13 2:46 am.
(39 / F-MF / South Carolina)
and this docs name was Richard right? Get it.. ? Dic.k-richard- ! :)
Last edited by IndianDreamer; 18-Sep-13 3:09 am.
@WalkSoftly1: i always heard you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar lol
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