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What NOT to say on the first date? (by wanderingirish)

 TaraWynde828 (3)    (41 / F-M / Nevada)
29-Aug-13 10:04 pm
Wanna ride my pony

 

 

 
 
 Bigdude1981 (8)    (43 / M-F / New York)
29-Aug-13 10:45 pm
"Hey! That's a nice outfit, it would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor. "

 

 

 
 
 LetsBurnTheWitches 
29-Aug-13 10:50 pm
Do you swallow

 

 

 
 
 wanderingirish (12)    (47 / M-F / South Carolina)
29-Aug-13 10:52 pm
"Lemme see a pic of your mom...I wanna take a peak at where all this is headed"

 

 

 
 
 Rob65 
29-Aug-13 11:07 pm
Something smells..... did you have fish today?

 

 

 
 
 TheCelt (4)   (44 / M-F / Ireland)
29-Aug-13 11:25 pm
Have you got a lend of 20 quid ? I swear i'll pay it back to you as soon as my friend shows up to buy my methadone prescription off me

 

 

 
 
 queenofhearts28 (9)   (39 / F-M / Oklahoma)
29-Aug-13 11:29 pm
Hey do you have a Sister and is she single? Ya know in case this doesn't work out?

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
29-Aug-13 11:30 pm
Do you take credit cards?

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly1; 29-Aug-13 11:30 pm.
 
 
 queenofhearts28 (9)   (39 / F-M / Oklahoma)
29-Aug-13 11:56 pm
Well I guess I should tell you that I'm not really a woman or at least I wasn't before the plastic surgery.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
30-Aug-13 12:02 am
You sure thats just a skin tag?

 

 

 
 
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