Last week after saving a girl from falling in a well I encountered an ex(the Predator). After killing the ugly mother ****er I had a barbeque with Kiefer Sutherland upon opening the pit we discoverd a bomb. After defusing it I needed a drink after getting hammered I hammered a sexy tall black chick. When I woke up the following morning I look over & see the female version of Patrick Ewing. Yes First Lady Michelle Obama! I jump out the window with President Obama screaming for secret service & I make my narrow escape after shooting & killing 4 secret service officers. I am now #3 on the FBI's most wanted list presumed armed & dangerous. A lot can happen in a week.

@Martian: uh oh...I better go check. I had three...but one fell out, then one jumped out, and I think one might have passed out in the back. He was wearing a chicken costume and drinking whiskey.

@Sinderella: Well I hope you collected their bus fare otherwise you could get in trouble with the busdriver union

@Sinderella yes that was me in the chicken costume! I had to be incognito after the whole fiasco with boneing the First Lady in the Lincoln Bedroom that led to me killing 4 secret service agents!

@B3dR00m3y3z: Man you had a busy week, so how much are they offering for your reward? You know just in case somebody wants to turn you in

@Martian: yeah I used chucky cheese tokens so @Sinderella will be in trouble with the bus driver union!

@Martian:I'm working on a plan to pass off my younger brother as myself so I can collect the reward. All I have to do is score him some crack & he's game!

@B3dR00m3y3z: I guess that's one way to get rid of him & have some spare change in your pocket too

@B3dR00m3y3z: I already stole a bus so I might as well help a fugitive out so share the whiskey and take off the mask lol

@Sinderella:is it ok that I spiked the whiskey with some crystal meth I crused up along with shroom juice?