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Harley chic (by manaeater)

 manaeater 
20-Mar-12 3:54 pm
A horse and chicken are best friends on a farm. One day while playing hide and seek the horse falls into quick sand. He screams chicken chicken help me! The chicken yells what do i do? Horse tells chicken to go get the farmers harley and some rope. The chicken does ties the rope to the harley throws it to horse and pulls him out. several months later while playing hide and seek chicken falls into some quick sand. Horse horse help me! Go get the farmers harley. The horse says no i got a better idea. He promptly straddles the quick sand and drops his p e n i s so chick can grab on. Horse pulls chick out. the moral of the story kids is when your hung like a horse you dont need a harley to pick up chicks

 

 

 
 
 Brighteyes1211 
20-Mar-12 4:11 pm
Haaaaa that was funny as hell....good one!!!!

 

 

 
 
 country101 (0)   (50 / F-M / Alabama)
22-Mar-12 5:54 am
@manaeater: lmao! i like that!

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
29-Mar-12 5:53 am
That was great

 

 

 
 
 alysia92 
30-Apr-12 4:57 am
Hehehehehehe....thats so funny...

 

 

 
 
 Elhefe (Banned)
30-Apr-12 5:01 am
Thats funny i will pass that one along

 

 

 
 
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