A blonde got tired of all the blonde jokes so she dyed her hair brown and got a job as a businesswoman. A few months into being successful, she was driving

Home past a field. Looking into the field she saw a blonde in a canoe rowing and going nowhere. Pulling over she started screaming at the blonde in the canoe

"what the f**k is wrong with you? You are the reason all blondes have a bad rep! If i could swim i would come out there and kick your ass!"

Took me a min to get it, but once i did i was rollin....that was funny!! :)

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwin away all the W's.

What the blonde on a road trip,she seen a sign saying clean restrooms 15 miles......she cleaned 20 before she got there.

Lol....that was a blonde joke i hadn't ever heard unwound, and i thought i heard em all!

@JLaDawn: as jimmy durante said... I've got a million of em! Acha cha

One day a blonde is talking to her lawyer. He makes a deal with her. If she cant answer a question he asks she is to give him 5 dollars. If he cant answer a question of hers he will give her 50 dollars,she reluctantly agrees. He asks, How far away is the Sun? She hands him 5 dollars. She asks, What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4? The lawyer thinks then looks on his lap top for 2 hours. Finally he hands her 50 dollars. When she starts to leave he asks, What's the answer? I just gotta know. The blonde turns back to him and hands him 5 dollars

How do ya drown a blonde? Throw a scratch & sniff in the deep end of the pool.