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Love dress (by jonson007)

 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
10-Jun-13 4:11 am
A mother-in-law stopped
unexpectedly by her son's house after
he was
recently married. She rang the
doorbell and stepped into the house
to see her daughter-in-law standing
naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-
law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come
home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the
mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-
in-law replied.
"Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear
this dress. It makes him happy,
and he makes me happy. I would
appreciate your leaving now because
my husband will be home any minute."
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the
mother-in-law left. On the
way home, she thought about the
"love dress" and got an idea. She
undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door
for her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the
driveway, and she took her
place by the door. The father-in-law
opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," the mother-in-
law replied.
"Maybe you should iron it first," he
said.

 

 

 
 
 YouCantFixStupid 
10-Jun-13 4:13 am

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly1 
10-Jun-13 4:18 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
 anncleofaye 
10-Jun-13 4:23 am

 

 

 
 
 ramrod007 (9)    (60 / M-F / New South Wales)
10-Jun-13 4:28 am
Lmao

 

 

 
 
 linda4u 
10-Jun-13 8:03 am
Lmao!

 

 

 
 
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