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Tell me one of your favorite country/redneck sayings (by richie34311)

 diamondcc (6)   (49 / F-M / Georgia)
30-May-13 9:58 pm
Hey richie3431 i wanted 2 thank u 4 the wink.i tried 2 send it thru ur date box but it wouldnt let me. So thank u.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
30-May-13 10:02 pm
Im nervous as a wh0re in church...a blind hog finds an acorn every now n then....Im full as a tick...

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly1; 30-May-13 10:04 pm.
 
 
 YouCantFixStupid 
30-May-13 10:16 pm
He's so stupid he can't even pour the **** outta his boot! Or don't **** in my boot and tell me it's raining!

 

 

 
 
 manondago 
30-May-13 10:24 pm
Well dip me in sh!t and call me stinky.
Slippery as snot on a doorknob.

 

 

 
 
 manondago 
30-May-13 10:26 pm
Talkin to you is like barkin at a dead dogs [Warning: Posting E-mail Addresses is not allowed. Please follow the rules.]

 

 

 
 
 richie34311 (0)   (51 / M-F / North Carolina)
30-May-13 10:26 pm
@diamondcc: you are most certainly welcome :) it was my pleasure!

 

 

 
 
 manondago 
30-May-13 10:27 pm
Talkin to you is like barkin at a dead dogs [Warning: Posting E-mail Addresses is not allowed. Please follow the rules.]
what the he!! Was that about?

 

 

 
 
 richie34311 (0)   (51 / M-F / North Carolina)
30-May-13 10:30 pm
Tighter than a gnats ass........and talking to you is like clapping with one hand

 

 

 
 
 YouCantFixStupid 
30-May-13 10:31 pm
He's slicker'n owl sh!t!

 

 

 
 
 manondago 
30-May-13 10:34 pm
Yer as crooked as a dogs hind leg.

 

 

 
 
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