A man walked into the ladies
department of a Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains. He
shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said. 'I'd like
to buy a bra for my wife' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man 'There is
more than one type?'
'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as
she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size color and material. 'Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only three
types of bras,' replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were
the types.
The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do
you need?'
Still confused the man asked 'What is
the difference between them?'
The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation
Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the and the Baptist type makes
mountains out of mole hills.

good one lol

I like that one. Lol

@jonson007: So which of them would u buy? You can add the 'one that makes people forget their worries'.

@jonson007: I think this is the best joke you posted so far.