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In the dark (by Brighteyes1211)
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 yrs wife turns on light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes balistic!! ''you impotent bas*asd! How could u lie to me all these years?'' Husband looks her straight in the eyes & says calmly '' I'll explain the toy....U explain the kids??''
The light shall bring out the truth. I bet she didn't want to explain. But he must of been a dumb blonde not to know those weren't his kids all along.
I know rite!!!! Talk about being in denial.... ;)
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