Thread: ~Not For Sex AnyMore~

~Not For Sex AnyMore~ (by CookieRaider)

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CookieRaider
13-Apr-13 4:15 pm

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces." The doctor said, "That won't do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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DragonMaster1977
13-Apr-13 4:15 pm

Hahahahah!

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stephen316 (Banned)
13-Apr-13 4:17 pm

lol:)

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lizard (0)

(64 / M-F / North Carolina)
13-Apr-13 4:27 pm

Now that was just too damn funny

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SockRockerMafiaPrincess
13-Apr-13 4:40 pm

That made my day

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brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
13-Apr-13 6:16 pm

lol

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lonelydylan
13-Apr-13 7:14 pm

I heard that one be4 on Facebook at adult jokes

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