Well I had a few drinks tonight and decided that Im hungry and wanted a snack....my first mistake lol...so I decided I wanted popcorn and went on a search for my microwave bags of snack-ish heaven...alas, there was none but I DID find a container of kernels in my cabinet...ok ok, Im a smart guy and I can do this....so I read the instructions and off I went...just the right amount if oil and kernels...but nothing was happening...so I turned up the heat...and slowly the pop started happening! I was excited!!.... more and more it popped and I started thinking "damn Im good".....and then it commenced, my pot was wayyyyy to small!! An eruption of kernels took place! My well placed lid couldnt control the contents any longer...popping was erupting all over the place, the stove top, the counters, the kitchen floor! Long story short....I ate popcorn, but not nearly as much as I swept up off the kitchen floor and stovetop!! lol! ....the adventures of a hungry and single man :-)

Nice lol nothing wrong w a lil floor corn

Another example of how technology, (microwave oven), is diminishing humans basic survival skills!

Now here is the problem with the forums....this is a well written, funny thread...if I do say so myself lol....and only 2 posts? Guess people wld rather read abt how bored others are...guess Ill dumb it down for this crowd from now on

You should have asked us what our favorite color was!

Lol exactly!!

@WalkSoftly1: whoa lol funny story lol :P

@matchboxtwenty: The true ones usually are :-)

@WalkSoftly1: roflmao!!!

@CookieRaider: Alas, tis all true Im afraid lol