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 Dslaney92 (13)    (31 / M-F / Georgia)
10-Feb-13 1:06 pm
When life hands you lemons, say fck this and find the vodka.
When life throws you a curve ball, maybe nows a good time to find another sport.
When you hit rock bottom, make yourself comfortable and take a nap.
When you get stabbed in the back, pull it out and start running with that sharp object.
When you come to a fork in the road, see if there's a spork, it has more uses.
When you're feeling sad and got the frownies, do a headstand. It turns into a case of the smilies.
When you're feeling bored or sad, read this and get a laugh. And if you don't laugh and choose to hate me, oh well you're not the first and won't be the last so ill get to laugh as you take your place in that looongggg line. Happy Sunday morning everybody!!

 

 

 
 
 princessj (12)    (31 / F-MF / Nigeria)
10-Feb-13 1:33 pm
lol :D too funny.

 

 

 
 
 hillbilly1962 
10-Feb-13 1:53 pm
Ha Ha!!! Some nice ones there!! Put me in the line for laughs!!

 

 

 
 
 ShyBF 
10-Feb-13 2:12 pm
lol

 

 

 
 
 ryanscott 
10-Feb-13 2:22 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
10-Feb-13 6:20 pm
When life hands you lemons, say fck this and find the vodka.
When life throws you a curve ball, maybe nows a good time to find another sport.
When you hit rock bottom, make yourself comfortable and take a nap.
When you get stabbed in the back, pull it out and start running with that sharp object.
When you come to a fork in the road, see if there's a spork, it has more uses.
When you're feeling sad and got the frownies, do a headstand. It turns into a case of the smilies.
When you're feeling bored or sad, read this and get a laugh. And if you don't laugh and choose to hate me, oh well you're not the first and won't be the last so ill get to laugh as you take your place in that looongggg line. Happy Sunday morning everybody!!
rofl!

 

 

 
 
 Sammy2 
10-Feb-13 6:30 pm
mornin:)

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
10-Feb-13 6:35 pm
Lol happy Sunday morning.

 

 

 
 
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