Thread: Lose weight - Dating.mobi

Lose weight (by maria22)

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(34 / F-M / Philippines)
6-Feb-13 3:39 pm

Tomas:Because my wife is very fat,she decided to lose weight. She did horseback riding. Jorge: so what happen?.. Tomas: the horse lose 10 kilos.

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maria22 (1)

(34 / F-M / Philippines)
6-Feb-13 3:44 pm

Patient: is the service of your hospital good? Doctor: yes sir! I assure that!.. Patient: what if I don't feel satisfied? Doctor: we will give back your disease.

Last edited by maria22; 6-Feb-13 3:45 pm.

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maria22 (1)

(34 / F-M / Philippines)
6-Feb-13 3:52 pm

Juan: look bro I finish this Puzzle so fast... Pedro: oh!.really? How fast? Juan: 5 months!... Pedro: oh you took too long!.. Juan: Its not long,because its written here at the back 3 years and up.

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maria22 (1)

(34 / F-M / Philippines)
6-Feb-13 3:58 pm

"At a Funeral"...Father: Lets go home son!... Son: why Dad we've just arrived!... Father: look at what is written there,!.. "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED"...

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brats52005 (52)

(53 / F-M / California)
6-Feb-13 4:12 pm

Lol. Very cute.

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rob6594
6-Feb-13 4:17 pm

Lol funny

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