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Apr (by RiLaR)

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nhguyinwoods (3)

(50 / M-F / New Hampshire)
30-Jan-13 3:06 am

better than a trip to the vets office,eh? ouch! wouldn't want to be him.

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
30-Jan-13 3:10 am

Quoted Post:

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR.

Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!

He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.

Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls.

Your balls are in this jar...!!!!

omg this was hilarious!

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brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
30-Jan-13 3:24 am

Omg too funny.

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