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Riddles (by tractorjohn)
(44 / F-M / West Virginia)im no way prejudice either im mixed and told all my friends that are black this joke and the think its funny. What do you call a black person with acne? a nestle crunch.
Q: How does Darth Varder like his toast? A: He likes it to be on the Dark Side.
A guy walks by his bathroom at home & he hears a loud buzzing sound. So he opens the door & see his 21 year old daughter using a vibrator for sexual relief. He says Excuse me & shuts the door. Later that after his wife & daughter go shopping, when they return they see the guy sitting in the living room with 2 beers & the vibrator turned on full speed. His wife says What are you doing? He says Just drinking beer with my Son In Law
Jack got a job working for the County road work crew, his job was to paint the white lines on the hiways. His 1st day he painted 8 miles, his 2nd day he painted 4 miles & then on his 3rd day he only painted 2 miles. His boss asked him why he was painting less eachday. Jack says it's because the paint can he uses gets further away eachday.
Before telling this one everyone should know that a rooster is also known as a c0ck. OK
why are most wind vanes in the shape of a c0ck?
why are most wind vanes in the shape of a c0ck?
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