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Santa clause (by Zigman)

 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 9:43 am
Why doesnt santa clause have any kids?

 

 

 
 
 Shannen (7)    (30 / F-MF / Philippines)
23-Dec-12 9:46 am
same question :/ then you're laughing with my answers. Haha

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)     (54 / F-M / California)
23-Dec-12 9:53 am
Oh my. Lol.

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
23-Dec-12 11:14 am
I imagine he'll be too busy paying child support to be able to deliver on the kids' wish lists lol

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 11:41 am
@Shannen: no dear, your answers were great ! I just wanted to put the joke hear too. I will give my answer in do time dear. I promise !

 

 



Last edited by Zigman; 23-Dec-12 11:43 am.
 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 11:47 am
I imagine he'll be too busy paying child support to be able to deliver on the kids' wish lists lol
thats a good answer, but thats not mine. But everone pleaze keep trying. Thank you :-)

 

 

 
 
 Shannen (7)    (30 / F-MF / Philippines)
23-Dec-12 11:51 am
he's been busy for the other kids , and no time for him to have sex with her wife. He didn't realize it that he's getting old. And now, its too late for him because her wife is in menupausal stage! So he is now waiting for some miracle from heaven .. X))

 

 



Last edited by Shannen; 23-Dec-12 12:05 pm.
 
 
 Shannen (7)    (30 / F-MF / Philippines)
23-Dec-12 11:55 am
aww! Here's another answer.
Because santa and his wife got divorced..

 

 

 
 
 OnlyTrueRomeoCowboy 
23-Dec-12 11:58 am
Wow shannon lol to funny

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 12:36 pm
he's been busy for the other kids , and no time for him to have sex with her wife. He didn't realize it that he's getting old. And now, its too late for him because her wife is in menupausal stage! So he is now waiting for some miracle from heaven .. X))
wow thats another great answer. You go girl ! But am sorry to say its not the one i have. Keep trying. Thank you again for playing. :-)

 

 

 
 
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