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 fbhigh1 (4)    (38 / M-F / United Arab Emirates)
8-Oct-12 6:45 am
This was the final Year exam Question nd Answer of AKPOS UNIVERSITY of JOKES
Q: Why are condoms
transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least
enjoy the scene even if their
entry is Restricted!
Q: What is the new AIDS
awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions with
the same woman instead of
same position with different
women.
Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter
how well you do it today
tomorrow you'll have to do it
again
Q: What will happen if d earth
rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary
everyday and women will
bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% girls have left
boob(****) bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right
handed.
Q: What is the difference
between a PANTY & a STAGE
CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the
STAGE CURTAIN, the show is
over, but when you pull down
the PANTY .. it is SHOWTIME!
Q: what does a Signboard
outside a prostitute's house
say
A: Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the
greedy ....... Have fun

 

 

 
 
 DavidGtx (1)   (36 / M-F / Texas)
8-Oct-12 6:48 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
 anncleofaye 
8-Oct-12 6:50 am
wahahahaha! i love the condom! hahahaha

 

 

 
 
 anncleofaye 
8-Oct-12 6:52 am
and and bout the boobs! hahaha. this is hilarious

 

 

 
 
 cyclonpablo (0)  (32 / M-F / Tennessee)
8-Oct-12 6:54 am
anyone wanna text? "any girl"

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)     (54 / F-M / California)
8-Oct-12 6:54 am
Lmao.

 

 

 
 
 maybzs (2)   (39 / F-MF / Macao)
8-Oct-12 7:22 am
hahaha,

 

 

 
 
 Lola381 
8-Oct-12 7:29 am
Lmao

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (45 / F-M / India)
9-Oct-12 9:16 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
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