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Tell your sick jokes (by Heartbrokenangel)

 Heartbrokenangel (11)    (30 / F-MF / New York)
30-Sep-12 6:50 am
Im a big fan of sick jokes alot may think im wierd but i hope to see some good ones

 

 

 
 
 Johnnyredbone28 
30-Sep-12 7:10 am
@Heartbrokenangel: well. Lets see.. This guys go's to a ***** house walks in ask ladie were bigg momma is. Ladie says she is up the hall. Pay befor u play. Guy pays walks down the hall go threw one door closes it behind him other door says bigg momma threw this door. Man walks threw that door closeset behide him. Nothing here turns around back off door says (u have just been fu$ked by bigg momma)..

 

 

 
 
 Johnnyredbone28 
30-Sep-12 7:13 am
@Heartbrokenangel: dirty joke.. Little boy fell in a mudd pudel

 

 

 
 
 cutiepie101 
30-Sep-12 7:17 am
@Johnnyredbone28:lol :D

 

 

 
 
 Heartbrokenangel (11)    (30 / F-MF / New York)
30-Sep-12 9:49 am
O.O um by sick i mean disgusting and disturbing like whats green and red all over

kermit in a blender

 

 

 
 
 tbye (Banned)
30-Sep-12 2:59 pm
What does a condom and a wife have in common ? Answer : niether one is on the end of your di ck enough and they're always in your wallet !

 

 

 
 
 tbye (Banned)
30-Sep-12 3:29 pm
Ok here is a sick one. What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Grezky ? Answer : Wayne Grezky showers after 3 periods !

 

 

 
 
 tbye (Banned)
30-Sep-12 7:09 pm
A flasher jumped out and exposed himself in font of two little old ladies and one of them had a stroke ! So the flasher was going to retire then he decided to stick it out. !

 

 

 
 
 Heartbrokenangel (11)    (30 / F-MF / New York)
1-Oct-12 3:11 am
Lmfao

 

 

 
 
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