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(61 / M-MF / Alaska)Guy: your parents must be retarded. Girl: why? Guy: cause you are one special girl
^^^^ this last one made me lol.
The worst one I've had said to me is after I'd bumped into a guy I'd not seen for a few years and he says to me 'even though you've put on a bit of chub, don't worry I'd still bang you'
he's lucky i didn't bang him in the jaw lol :)
The worst one I've had said to me is after I'd bumped into a guy I'd not seen for a few years and he says to me 'even though you've put on a bit of chub, don't worry I'd still bang you'
he's lucky i didn't bang him in the jaw lol :)
Here's one that works at weddings and funeral's: damn girl your eyes look pretty when you cry - and if she's bi polar: roses are red violets are blue and tulips are what ever color you want them to be
Lol those are funny this one makes me laugh i heard off a movie. guy- hey baby do you know what the word of the day is? girl- no guy- its legs how about we go out and spread the word lol
My 11yr old asked a teenage lifeguard "can i have ur number? i lost mine"
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? no? well its enough to break the ice hey all Im Chris lol
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