@KayusBabs: morning.. If you tap my profile you will see I have other "Famous quote " threads. This one is a comedy one.

@Zilya777 ok ill check em out

Well Mtv isn't my cup of tea... mainly because I hate huge pieces of sh*t in my tea

-Aziz Ansari

See, the problem is that god gave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time

-Robin Williams

The girl says "oh-uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a w.hore." Which is true. Gentlemen that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't ever forget it. But, ladies, you must understand that is fu*king confusing. It just is. Now that be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me, saying "oh thank god. Officer help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!" See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a w.hore but you are wearing w.hore's uniform.

-Dave Chappelle