Thread: Pick up lines

Pick up lines (by akdood)

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SassyOak23
26-Mar-12 3:43 am

I have heard so many pick up lines but the one i thought was really funny was, i love every bone in your body especially mine

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tlawrence69 (-1)

(55 / M-F / Arkansas)
26-Mar-12 4:02 am

@sammay: havent heard that one lol

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TheBillCollector
26-Mar-12 1:09 pm

Lets do some math baby, subtract your clothes, add a bed, divide your legs, and we can start multiplying. >=D

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autumnq20 (0)

(32 / F-M / New Jersey)
26-Mar-12 1:58 pm

@TheBillCollector: that is just not right!!! My all time favorite even though remind u it is not sexual at all.....i must be in heaven cuz im staring at an angel...awwwwww lol

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missunderstood406 (2)

(34 / F-M / North Dakota)
26-Mar-12 7:16 pm

I had one used on me guy: r u from tennesse girl: no why guy: cuz ur the only ten i c. lol it was lame

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akdood (0)

(61 / M-MF / Alaska)
27-Mar-12 8:04 am

@sammay: i like your rubiks cube one, lol

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Foxychick (-1)

(38 / F-M / Zimbabwe)
4-Apr-12 10:46 am

Here is one i remember: guy: hi im fred flinstone. girl: what? guy: yeah i bet u i could make ur bedrock.

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BiancaGivenni (0)

(32 / F-M / Delaware)
7-Apr-12 1:06 am

Are you from Ireland? Cuz when i look at you my penis is dubblin'

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Ram318
7-Apr-12 1:25 am

@BiancaGivenni: OMFG! THAT is hilarious!!

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sammay (6)

(34 / F-M / United States)
7-Apr-12 8:31 pm

I love the Ireland one! heres another one: Youre like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

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