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Famous Comic Quotes (by Zilya777)

 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:27 am
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. *Emo Phillips*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:28 am
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. *Emo Phillips*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:30 am
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under there. *Emo Phillps*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:32 am
I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen. *Emo Phillps*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:35 am
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. *Demetri Martain*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:37 am
Ever since I stared to get recognition, i've picked out certain fans and reverse -stalked them *Jim Carrey*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:40 am
What age do you think it's apptopriate to tell a highway it's adopted ? *Zach Galifianakias*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:42 am
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind "Hey, you hungry?" *Gabriel Iglesias aka: Fluffy*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:45 am
Chemisty can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is a good thing when you make love with it. Chemistry is a bad thing when you make crack with it. *Adam Sandler*

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
2-Apr-14 8:48 am
How do people sh*t on themselves when they are sleeping ? That's some nasty sh*t... Like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that ? *Kevin Hart*

 

 

 
 
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