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Pick up lines (by akdood)
(34 / F-M / United States)@billcollector: lol, haha. I use to have a thing with finding cheesy pickup lines, this was one of them:)
I always liked, "Hey, I lost my phone number, any way that I can have yours?" :)
@sammay: hey may i borrow a quarter? Need call my mom tell her i found my angel
Lol hey its better than walkin up and bein all hry baby my beef your taco? Lets make a burrito lol
Guy: "Hey baby, wanna get a pizza and f!*#?"
Girl: "EWH, no!!!"
Guy: "What? You don't like pizza?"
Girl: "EWH, no!!!"
Guy: "What? You don't like pizza?"
Here's my best pick line....( excuse lady, i don't know if you're married or have a boyfriend or seeing someone...AND...i don't care...all i know is...your beauty has captured me...YOU ARE A GODDESS...AND...i would fall on my knees & worship at your feet...just for the honor of kissing your hand )....now if that crap does'nt get their attention...NOTHING WILL.
@billcollector: lmao, very nice! my favorite one is; what has 250 teeth and holds back the Hulk? My zipper:)
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