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Santa clause (by Zigman)

 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 12:40 pm
aww! Here's another answer.
Because santa and his wife got divorced..
hahaha nope, sorry :-)

 

 

 
 
 AdventureGirl (3)    (52 / F-M / South Africa)
23-Dec-12 1:44 pm
Because his father Xmas a mythical person who only exists once a year! :-)

 

 

 
 
 butterfly6577 
23-Dec-12 3:56 pm
cause he is always coming down the chimney!

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 5:18 pm
Because his father Xmas a mythical person who only exists once a year! :-)
good answer. Not it tho ...but could be getting close. haha

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 5:24 pm
cause he is always coming down the chimney!
nope but good one. Again getting close !

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
23-Dec-12 5:32 pm
Because hes already supporting a bunch of elves all year long along with mrs clause. Lol.

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 6:50 pm
Because hes already supporting a bunch of elves all year long along with mrs clause. Lol.
again another great answer. i want to thank every one for making this joke funnier, i think everyone had the right answer. They all were awsome & we all had a good laugh !! Thanks again & merry chrismas to all of you !!

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 6:57 pm
Well here goes. Why doesnt santa have no kids, because he only cumz once a year !

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
23-Dec-12 7:12 pm
Well here goes. Why doesnt santa have no kids, because he only cumz once a year !
Bahaha we should have guessed this. That makes it even more funnier.

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
23-Dec-12 7:27 pm
Well here goes. Why doesnt santa have no kids, because he only cumz once a year !
Bahaha we should have guessed this. That makes it even more funnier.
hahaha it does. I just loved all the answers. Sum x-mas fun ! thanks everyone ! ...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !! yeahhh babyyy !

 

 

 
 
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