Last night I dreamed I was having a dream

Today I was hell bent on taking over the world, but then I decided I didnt want it no longer. . . The meat has gone bad. XD

I guess that's a good reason as any to delete but I don't believe that was the reason. I think she deleted cause this site ran out of "Free Beer".

Minions are cute little people lmao

Twinkle, Twinkle, little bat; O how I wonder where Im at.

So my **** is big now yall see it! He runs jump plays with puppy! Mom feeds feeds and my bubby holdes in his hand. O and it gooes ever were with me to! The cope lifes down the road i show it her she was pettindg! But we got eat that bicth tho and was good we cook out and had beer and ever thing! Chikin kick good

Wish I could read between the lines

You're either right here or over there somewhere in the Twilight Zone

I was out one day when I saw a fantastic sight: There was an alien chicken wearing a diaper eating doggy breath mints! I totally wreaked my car over that sight!

@Martian: the twilight zone was simple. This is dating mobil zone.