It has been known for many years that
sex is good exercise, but until recently
nobody had made a scientific study of
the caloric expenditure of different
sexual activities.
Now, after original and proprietary research, we are proud to present the
results: REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent........ .... 12 Calories Without her consent...... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......... .. 8 Calories With one hand........... ... 12 Calories With your teeth.......... ...85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....... .... 6 Calories Without an erection.... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.. 18 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot. 322 Calories POSITIONS:
Missionary..... ........... 252 Calories 69 lying down........... ...378 Calories 69 standing up........... 1312 Calories
Wheelbarrow.... ......... 716 Calories Her on top............ .... 924 Calories Doggy Style.......... ..... 726 Calories Donkey punch.......... .... 1412 Calories ORGASMIC:
Real........... .......112 Calories Fake........... ..... 315 Calories POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging........ 18 Calories Getting up immediately.... ...36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed
immediately.... ............881 6 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are
20-29 years old........ 36 Calories
30-39 years.......... .. 80 Calories 40-49 years.......... ...1124 Calories 50-59 years.......... . 1972 Calories 60-69 years.......... . 2916 Calories 70 and over....Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly......... ... 32 In a hurry........ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the
door... ............... 1218 Calories With your spouse knocking at the
door........... ...... 15521 Calories So All the Best! *** fast *** slow,
How/What/When/ Where/With whom.. choice is Urs!

Well holy dam! I need a pen and paper

@Briteeyes: yeah u should take it down for future use.

@jonson007: ok ,this information i must pass on,its good

You forgot one....Masturbation can burn 100-150 calories....no wonder Im in such great shape

I was just about to ask about masturbation

@Briteeyes: U might go blind but at least youll be healthy lol

Or have wolfman palms like me

I DO think I need new glasses

@WalkSoftly1: i forgot that. Actually they didn't mention about masturbation in the reports. Thanx for adding it. Lol.