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Little Johnny (by rayminton49)
One day little bobby was on his way to school. As he passed a construction site he saw somethin shiny on the ground. Lookin closer he noticed 2 shiny metal balls about the size of a nickel. He picked them up and put them in his pocket and went on to school. Upon arrivin he put the balls in the pencil trough on top of his desk. Little johnny the school bully saw them and kept tellin bobby he wanted them. Finally little bobby asked to be excused so hr could warm up in the coat room. While he was there he placed the balls on the heating stove until they were good and hot. He put on his jacket and gloves and returned to his seat returnin the balls to where he had them. Aftetr a few minutes he got up to sharpin his pencil. Little jonny grabbed the balls and shoved them in his pocket. After a bit they started burnin his leg and he began to squirm around. The teacher noticed him and asked, Johnny whats wrong do you have ants in your pants? Johnny replied , No maam I got hot steel balls.
(31 / F-M / Illinois)
(32 / M-F / Florida)Little johnny went to child services cuz his mothers on meth.lol laugh out loud til i die
I heard it a very long time ago and just remembered it the other day. Had to share it before I forgot it again. Lol
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