Thread: What joke is clean when told to a child, but dirty when told to an adult?

What joke is clean when told to a child, but dirty when told to an adult? (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
16-Apr-15 7:40 pm

What joke is clean when told to a child, but dirty when told to an adult?

Source.

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rulost2 (35)

(54 / M-F / Mississippi)
17-Apr-15 5:23 am

How did the bee break his stinger.
He fail off is honey

Whats a womens favorite drink
7upincider

When does a cub scout become a boy scout
When he eats his first brownie

Whats 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild
$100 bill

Whats long and hard and has *** in it
A cucumber

Why are cowgirls bowlegged
Cowboys like to eat with their hats on

Whats long and slimey
and smells like pork
Kerrmit the frogs finger

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