[Serious] Doctors of Dating.mobi, who were your dumbest patients?

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Andres, Sparky's busted. He thinks there's doctors on Dating.mobi!

Not a doctor.....but damn close lol...and not dumb but this shows the fear of domestic violence victims....

Had a call to a fall one night. We get there and this woman has an obvious broken nose and a black eye and says she tripped and fell. Husband is being all lovey dovey and voraciously backing up his wifes story. Bullsh!t is easy to smell so my partner "goes to retreive" a pair of gloves he "forgot" and calls for S.O. backup.
We stall with vitals and extensive medical history questions....all while listening to her repeated fall excuse.
Now, mind you, we dont question her excuse at all.......not our job. But, we know that soon, very soon, her "loving and attentive" hubby is in for a rude awakening.....and it will be delish to witness!
Finally S.O. arrives and splits the "loving couple apart for a lil questioning. We stay with the wife and again listen to her emphatically state it was only a fall....up to the point of almost getting angry. The deputy, sensing a breakthrough, puts his hand in her shoulders, looks her in her eyes, and quietly but firmly says..."Ma'am We can ensure that you never fall(with emphasis) again...but we NEED to know the truth.
Abt this time, the 2nd deputy walks into the room with the hubby.....and seeing him, and the other deputys words musta put the wife over the edge or she just finally reached her breaking point because she just suddenly screams "He did it! My SON OF A BITCH HUSBAND punched me!"

Well Mr.Wife Beater turns all pale as the deputy pushes him against a wall and cuffs him up....pleading...."Baby I love you, It wasnt on purpose" and he starts crying like the lil bitch that he is and we leave.
Now, I cant guarantee whay happened later that next week or next month or year....I wasnt there then.....but I CAN guarantee that that night, she wasnt hit again....because she finally, finally spoke up.