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What is the darkest joke that you know? [NSFW] (by Sparky)
(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
(52 / M-F / Arizona)A guy goes to a who.rehouse and tells the
madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The
madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy.
She's down the hall, last door on the left."
The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not
the best looking, but she would do. He puts it
in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on
his c0ck-- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls
out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong,
can you do something about that?" Betsy
crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course!
But it will run you another five bucks." She
pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom
and is back in no time.
The guy puts it back in and now, it's the
complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's
ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he
asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing...
what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says,
"for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs."
madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The
madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy.
She's down the hall, last door on the left."
The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not
the best looking, but she would do. He puts it
in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on
his c0ck-- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls
out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong,
can you do something about that?" Betsy
crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course!
But it will run you another five bucks." She
pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom
and is back in no time.
The guy puts it back in and now, it's the
complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's
ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he
asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing...
what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says,
"for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs."
Last edited by WalkSoftly; 23-Oct-14 10:36 pm.
What does it taste like when you go down on
an old lady? Depends.....
an old lady? Depends.....
I heard this great joke about the Jonestown
Massacre, but the punchline was too long....
Massacre, but the punchline was too long....
and now my manhood is only for show...
Since its almost Halloween.......
What do people in Alabama do for Halloween?
Pump-kin!
Fwiw, I dont have anything against people from Alabama...its just how I heard the joke lol
What do people in Alabama do for Halloween?
Pump-kin!
Fwiw, I dont have anything against people from Alabama...its just how I heard the joke lol
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