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Pour some cold water on em!! (by WalkSoftly)

 WalkSoftly 
17-Oct-14 7:52 pm
"" An amorous couple who took a dip in the
ocean for a discreet lovemaking session ended
up in hospital after they became stuck
together.
The young pair were relaxing on a Porto San
Giorgio beach when they decided to take to
the water to express their love.
But what they thought was a daring and
romantic venture came to an embarrassing
end when the man found he was unable to
detach himself due to suction – forcing the
pair to shuffle to shore still stuck together.
According to Il Mattino, they caught the
attention of a woman walking on the beach,
who kindly gave them a towel to
preserve what was left of their dignity.
A doctor was called and the young lovers were
taken to a nearby hospital, where the woman
was given an injection used to dilate the
cervix of pregnant women.""
Link to the ocean kink.






 

 

 
 
 4everteh1 (8)    (35 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
17-Oct-14 8:49 pm
Woooooow lmfao!

 

 

 
 
 shellyme (8)    (49 / F-M / Ohio)
17-Oct-14 9:21 pm
I think this is a bs story....how on earth does a human get stuck by suction?? was his **** 20 inches long passing the cervix??? OUCH!!!

 

 

 
 
 Wolf1966 
17-Oct-14 9:31 pm
@shellyme: Yea it does sound to good to be true!

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
17-Oct-14 9:34 pm
I think this is a bs story....how on earth does a human get stuck by suction?? was his **** 20 inches long passing the cervix??? OUCH!!!
Prolly not suction but I found this.....


"" "Penis capitvus" occurs when a man's penis
gets stuck in a woman's vagina (via BBC).
Appropriately translated to "captive penis,"
rest assured that this condition is rare,
usually just occurring for a few seconds
when the muscles of the vagina contract
during orgasm and the penis is still
engorged. Usually couples can get
themselves unstuck, but in more unusual
cases couples have to visit the emergency
room to get unstuck. (This happened to a
couple in England in 1947 in one of the
better-documented cases of captive penis.)
If you ever experience captive penis, just
breathe, relax, and wait for an opportunity
to dislodge. If that's not working, time to
freak out because everyone employed at a
British tabloid is going to write about you
the next day.""
Link.

Dont know how true the Italion story is, but its all over google...And I love the charlie brown pic lol

 

 

 
 
 shellyme (8)    (49 / F-M / Ohio)
17-Oct-14 10:21 pm
I like the charlie brown pic too its cute! lol.....ok i saw something years back where a couple got stuck.....but in this case he happened to be quite large and while the couple was in the middle of the deed the parents of the girl walked in causing fear panick scare in her which caused her vagina to clench grab and hold the **** on to what what she was enertaining...lol it only lasted a couple seconds and her body released......now in these cases i can believe but just by orgasm and for more than a couple minutes seems kinda out there

 

 

 
 
 SweetNothings 
18-Oct-14 9:50 am
*Waves magic wand* "Penis captivus!"

 

 

 
 
 ramblinman 
18-Oct-14 11:48 am
@SweetNothings: Don't point that wanna at me! LMAO

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
18-Oct-14 12:15 pm
*Waves magic wand* "Penis captivus!"
. Funny ,;-)

 

 

 
 
 SweetNothings 
18-Oct-14 6:34 pm
@SweetNothings: Don't point that wanna at me! LMAO
HA!!

 

 

 
 
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