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Condoms (by WalkSoftly)

 WalkSoftly 
25-Sep-14 2:45 pm
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year
old son..
They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
'Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.''
Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of
that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a
Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in
this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high
schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday,
and one for Sunday.
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, 'Then who are these for?'
Those are for college men,' the dad answers,
'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO
for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses
THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, 'Those are for Married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March........'

 

 

 
 
 takenbytom 
25-Sep-14 2:47 pm
Hahahaha,.

 

 

 
 
 impeccablesossy (33)   (35 / F-MF / Nigeria)
25-Sep-14 4:33 pm
Oyea????lolzzxx

 

 

 
 
 4everteh1 (8)    (35 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
25-Sep-14 5:12 pm
Lmfao nice

 

 

 
 
 shellyme (8)    (49 / F-M / Ohio)
25-Sep-14 7:58 pm
What? lol

 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
25-Sep-14 8:07 pm
Yeah but, if they married they shouldn't need condom lol

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
25-Sep-14 8:44 pm
@SammyToo: A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street and saw a lil boy....
The priest said "I wanna screw that!"

And the rabbi replied "Outta what?!"


 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
25-Sep-14 9:44 pm
LOL now that's funny, I don't care who ya are! :)

 

 

 
 
 4everteh1 (8)    (35 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
26-Sep-14 10:07 pm
@SammyToo: A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street and saw a lil boy....
The priest said "I wanna screw that!"

And the rabbi replied "Outta what?!"


my best friends girlfriend. Just sayin lol

 

 

 
 
 andy3465 
27-Sep-14 12:40 am
@WalkSoftly: too fuuny loved it andy from pa.

 

 

 
 
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