Thread: What is your favorite "to change a light bulb" joke?

What is your favorite "to change a light bulb" joke? (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
26-Aug-14 6:30 am

What is your favorite "to change a light bulb" joke?

Source.

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TheHBKbigred (12)

(46 / M-F / Utah)
26-Aug-14 6:57 am

How many construction works does it take to put in a light bulb?
1 and about 50 more to supervise and tell him how to do it.

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manondago2
26-Aug-14 6:59 am

How many Mobiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just 1.

To hold the bulb....while the world revolves around them.

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ramrod007 (9)

(60 / M-F / New South Wales)
26-Aug-14 7:11 am

How many leprachauns does it take to
Screw in a light bulb

two very very tiny ones

Last edited by ramrod007; 26-Aug-14 7:13 am.

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WalkSoftly
26-Aug-14 3:33 pm

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hell, nobody gives a sh!t.....

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SammyToo
26-Aug-14 6:18 pm

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just Juan.......; )

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ramrod007 (9)

(60 / M-F / New South Wales)
26-Aug-14 7:33 pm

How many grapes does it take to change a light bulb

A whole bunch

Last edited by ramrod007; 26-Aug-14 7:34 pm.

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