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Testimony.... (by impeccablesossy)
During a church service a
16-yr old Pastor's daughter
stood up and said 'praise the
Lord'. Everybody shouted
'Halleluyah'. She continued....
'since the tender age of 13 I've been
experiencing monthly period
with so much pain, but now
after a series of Bible studies
and prayers with Bro. David, our Sunday school teacher,
in his house,my monthly
periods have ceased for
more than 3months now.
No more painful menstruation.
You can now see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. Praaaaaaaaiiiiiiisssssssseeeee
the lord. Everybody kept quiet! Lol...one word for her
16-yr old Pastor's daughter
stood up and said 'praise the
Lord'. Everybody shouted
'Halleluyah'. She continued....
'since the tender age of 13 I've been
experiencing monthly period
with so much pain, but now
after a series of Bible studies
and prayers with Bro. David, our Sunday school teacher,
in his house,my monthly
periods have ceased for
more than 3months now.
No more painful menstruation.
You can now see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. Praaaaaaaaiiiiiiisssssssseeeee
the lord. Everybody kept quiet! Lol...one word for her
Australia is becoming very concerned about the threat of a terrorist attack so we have devised a simple stratergy to weed out potential terrorist
we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this*
Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position*
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they*
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof*
of your anti-Taliban sentiment.*
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in*
this anti-terrorist activity. God bless Australia!
we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this*
Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position*
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they*
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof*
of your anti-Taliban sentiment.*
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in*
this anti-terrorist activity. God bless Australia!
@ramrod007: is this for real??????lolzzz.....nice strategy
Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's F%*#ing cooking show on the telly.
Bruce says; "What are you watching that sh*t for? You can't cook to save your life!."
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"
Bruce says; "What are you watching that sh*t for? You can't cook to save your life!."
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"
Last edited by ramrod007; 12-Jul-14 8:16 am.
@ramrod007: lol......very funny love the second one too....
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