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Donating sperm....taken to the next level (by WalkSoftly)
"" A Chinese hospital in Nanjing,
capital of Jiangsu Province,
has introduced a new machine
that makes sperm donation
even easier- an automatic
sperm extractor. I’m all for
hands-free technology, but
have scientists gone a little too
far with this invention?
The effortless machine features
a massage pipe that can be
adjusted to suit the height of
the user. All the gentleman has
to do is plug in the frequency,
amplitude and temperature and
off they go. It’s also fitted with
a small screen for those feeling
uninspired.
According to the director of the
urology department of the
hospital, the machine is
designed to help individuals
that are finding it difficult to
retrieve sperm the old
fashioned way. We're not
entirely convinced that
standing in a room shared by
many other people and being
milked like a cow is going to
help, but their efforts are
commendable. Here’s to
technology.""
capital of Jiangsu Province,
has introduced a new machine
that makes sperm donation
even easier- an automatic
sperm extractor. I’m all for
hands-free technology, but
have scientists gone a little too
far with this invention?
The effortless machine features
a massage pipe that can be
adjusted to suit the height of
the user. All the gentleman has
to do is plug in the frequency,
amplitude and temperature and
off they go. It’s also fitted with
a small screen for those feeling
uninspired.
According to the director of the
urology department of the
hospital, the machine is
designed to help individuals
that are finding it difficult to
retrieve sperm the old
fashioned way. We're not
entirely convinced that
standing in a room shared by
many other people and being
milked like a cow is going to
help, but their efforts are
commendable. Here’s to
technology.""
(49 / F-M / Nigeria)
@WalkSoftly: plz do update me when they start mass producing d take home vibrators for men so I can go buy 1. It will help Α lot in days when I'm sooo tired and really really really need to sleep but I gat some hard C**k stabbing my back for attention...dat machine will do him Α lot of gud LOL
I'll stick with the five knucle shuffle. i am not sticking my wang in a machine.
(54 / M-F / Mississippi)@WalkSoftly: lmao looking at that picture looks like that guy is going to finger it first a little foreplay to get it wet lol
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